Friday, May 16, 2008

An Open Letter To The Girl That Sits Three Cubes Away From Me

To the girl that sits three cubes away from me:

This is a work place. NOT a sorority. Please stop giggling, cackling, laughing and whispering with Girl Who Sits Two Cubes Away From Me like you're back in high school.

You are not cute when you talk like a baby. You are not funny. You are not spreading joy to the world with your laugh. You're spreading venom and hatred and I wouldn't mind if you got a bacterial infection in your throat and therefore could only use sign language for the rest of your miserable perpetually irresponsible stuck in college days.

Thanks for your time. I need to get back to work.

Anna

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